Number 1. If I aka Ms Biscuit Seah like it, it's mine.
Number 2. If it's in my aka Ms Biscuit Seah's mouth, it's mine.
Number 3. If I aka Ms Biscuit Seah can take it from you, it's mine.
Number 4. If I aka Ms Biscuit Seah had it a little while ago, it's mine.
Number 5. If it's mine aka Ms Biscuit Seah, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
Number 6. If I aka Ms Biscuit Seah is chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
Number 7. If it looks just like mine aka Ms Biscuit Seah, it's mine.
Number 8. If I aka Ms Biscuit Seah saw it first, it's mine.
Number 9. If you aka Mr Fatty Pig Jappy korkor or Mr Skinny Whinny Mouse Pumpkin didi are playing with something and you put it down , it automatically becomes mine.
Number 10. If it's rotton, it's well yours and your fault.
Monday, 15 October 2012
How i cum about
oh well....Mum's close friend would prob already knew how i cum about.
But to cut the story short - (i would just skip the part on how Mum managed to find me since its too long story n not the main point at all) I was taken in greatly because of Cookie JieJie's departure. Heard that jiejie's passing was a sad one...and its greatly affected everyone in the family. Even dat fatty pig Jappy korkor is affected too. Mum and Dad first impression on me was dat i look quite alike as jiejie cookie...(hmmmmp i think they just missed her too much!) and its so happen dat my birth date fall on 27th which is the same date as jiejie so they reckon dat i should b given the chance to stay wif them. And hehehe...here i cum.
Well...dats what the humans think but to me - i think the fact that i am here was becos i m way too pretty, way too puppish, way too cute to resist and dats ME. BISCUIT!
But to cut the story short - (i would just skip the part on how Mum managed to find me since its too long story n not the main point at all) I was taken in greatly because of Cookie JieJie's departure. Heard that jiejie's passing was a sad one...and its greatly affected everyone in the family. Even dat fatty pig Jappy korkor is affected too. Mum and Dad first impression on me was dat i look quite alike as jiejie cookie...(hmmmmp i think they just missed her too much!) and its so happen dat my birth date fall on 27th which is the same date as jiejie so they reckon dat i should b given the chance to stay wif them. And hehehe...here i cum.
Well...dats what the humans think but to me - i think the fact that i am here was becos i m way too pretty, way too puppish, way too cute to resist and dats ME. BISCUIT!
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