My Fat Pig Jappy Korkor and his CAT teaser

After our chicken feather party,

Mom cum home one day wif this...

And pls read: it said its a CAT teaser

Jappy Korkor turned into a CAT

And pls witnessed dat mouth...

yes the same mouth that always dropped his food for me.

Korkor love me so much......

What else to say: its a dread MONDAY

I am so SAD

This sinking evil the MAID (if u dun noe who the MAID is - pls refer to my earlier post title My Family) said that nobody read my blog and that Princess me, yes me Princess have no fans at all. He commented that nobody post or comment on my blog which = to me not being popular.

I am dam pissed. and i m actuali very hurt by his words.

So can someone pls say HI to not me but the MAID here.  Yes to the Maid! U didnt get me wrong. u noe why, cos i know very well the Maid is 24/7 spying on me and he will surely be in here.

Pls follow this to show ur concern for me:
1) Go to the shoutout box
2) Key in "HI to Sinking Evil MAID"

Thank you very much for your support. It is greatly appreciated!



Its a chicken feather nite

Last nite, my fatty pig Jappy korkor decided that since we arnt allow to have chicken protien (due to our awesome mum who in'geniously noticed that whenever we intake chicken our skin turned red and ich), we should might as well have some fun with "fake" chicken feather. For once, i find my jappy korkor so SMART...
Jappy korkor acted like a cat. First, he used his paw to try to push the feather duster (this is what mom called it) off the door hod which mom hanged it there. No success. Next, korkor jumped up and this time, korkor uses his mouth instead. SMART korkor (only for this once) managed to make the chicken feather wane dropped to the floor.
And there we goes....having a chicken feather party with it.

See this is our proud results.....

U dun get to see us in this pic cos we all went into hiding from that angry face...angry women.

My Family

No 1 in the family

This is of course ME

Biscuit the petty chihuahua

No 2 goes to my Fatty pig Jappy korkor

Heres No 3 the tiny whiny mouse Pumpkin didi

And Last...No ranking for these

Its my pretty Momster and the Maid

Get to Know Me Better

Facts about Me:

No1: I love food...I love eating to my heart content (hehe which means there's no ends limits)
No2: I love to scare people by charging at them (i just find their frightening face amusing)
No3: I love my Mr Duckie very much
No4: I hate all 4 legged "frogs" so long they are furry and regardless whether they are as cute as me
No5: I hate momster to trim my nails
No6: I actuali do love my fatty pig Jappy korkor and my skinny whinny mouse Pumpkin didi (well dats becos i noe for sure the fact dat they arnt as cute as me)
No7: I am always hungry....pls feed me ALL the TIMES
No8: I am trained in giving the EYE Power to get whatever i want
No9: I am a great leader in the house. Everyones listen to my command.
No10: and i alway dreamt of a world where there are many free treats and bones everywhere, waiting for me to indulged in....(see dats how deprived I am cos i have a real stingy mom)

Goodbye, Biscuit is going into my dreamland of free treats and bones...

Socks

Remember my house rules....See i claim this MINE!

Mumster said its daddy's sock. Can someone pls train her on my house rules. Remember to drill those rules into mumster's darn brain. Although i have a smaller tiny brain but i think i can tink better then humans...Agree wif me?

My Top Ten House Rules

Number 1.   If I aka Ms Biscuit Seah like it, it's mine.
Number 2.   If it's in my aka Ms Biscuit Seah's mouth, it's mine.
Number 3.   If I aka Ms Biscuit Seah can take it from you, it's mine.
Number 4.   If I aka Ms Biscuit Seah had it a little while ago, it's mine.
Number 5.   If it's mine aka Ms Biscuit Seah, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
Number 6.   If I aka Ms Biscuit Seah is chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
Number 7.   If it looks just like mine aka Ms Biscuit Seah, it's mine.
Number 8.   If I aka Ms Biscuit Seah saw it first, it's mine.
Number 9.   If you aka Mr Fatty Pig Jappy korkor or Mr Skinny Whinny Mouse Pumpkin didi are playing with something and you put it down , it automatically becomes mine.
Number 10.   If it's rotton, it's well yours and your fault.

How i cum about

oh well....Mum's close friend would prob already knew how i cum about.

But to cut the story short - (i would just skip the part on how Mum managed to find me since its too long story n not the main point at all) I was taken in greatly because of Cookie JieJie's departure.  Heard that jiejie's passing was a sad one...and its greatly affected everyone in the family. Even dat fatty pig Jappy korkor is affected too. Mum and Dad first impression on me was dat i look quite alike as jiejie cookie...(hmmmmp i think they just missed her too much!) and its so happen dat my birth date fall on 27th which is the same date as jiejie so they reckon dat i should b given the chance to stay wif them. And hehehe...here i cum.

Well...dats what the humans think but to me - i think the fact that i am here was becos i m way too pretty, way too puppish, way too cute to resist and dats ME. BISCUIT!